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Our electronics expert has determined that the earrings and engagement ring worn by Kamala Harris during the last presidential debate connected to form a radio receiver. “It’s undeniable,” said “Rusty” Joe Barron, a guy we met on the sidewalk outside of the last Radio Shack of the Rockies, “You can tell just by looking at […]

In what can only be described as a seismic shift in the world of pop culture and product placements, Taylor Swift, America’s sweetheart-turned-political commentator, has reportedly lost brand deals worth a staggering $125 million. The reason? Her latest “big endorsement,” which seemed to hit all the wrong notes with some of her biggest sponsors. The […]

The experts have weighed in, patriots, and Kamala Harris is now the holder of the title “Most dishonest debater in history.” While she stood there and spouted lie after lie with that annoying cackle every thirty seconds, a calm and composed Donald Trump repeatedly battled back against her with honesty and the truth. Did anyone […]

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In a move that has reverberated across the sports and social justice landscape, Megan Rapinoe, the iconic U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team (USWNT) player, has made a resolute decision: she is leaving America and vowing never to return. This unprecedented announcement has sparked a myriad of reactions, with fans, critics, and the general public attempting […]